Food/Cooking - Versionsgeschichte

Matthias Scharwies: f

2020-11-30T15:29:02Z

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	How does a Blonde Bimbo make a chocolate cake?~~<br>~~		How does a Blonde Bimbo make a chocolate cake?      First she <em>peels</em> a pound of Smarties.<br>
	First she <em>peels</em> a pound of Smarties.		The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza <em>cut</em> into six pieces or twelve.    -   "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"<br>
			Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? -       From <em>eating</em> with forks.<br>
	The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza <em>cut</em> into six pieces or twelve.~~<br>~~		Why can't blondes make ice cubes? - They always <em>forget</em> the recipe.<br>
	"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"		Why don't blondes double recipes? - The oven doesn't <em>go </em> to 700 degrees.

	Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?~~<br>~~
	From <em>eating</em> with forks.

	Why can't blondes make ice cubes?~~<br>~~
	They always <em>forget</em> the recipe.

	Why don't blondes double recipes?~~<br>~~
	The oven doesn't <em>go </em> to 700 degrees.
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	'''more ~~blone~~ jokes:'''		'''more blonde jokes:'''

	Why don't blondes like making {{wpde\|Kool-Aid\|KOOL-AID}}? <br>		Why don't blondes like making {{wpde\|Kool-Aid\|KOOL-AID}}? <br>

Matthias Scharwies: akt

2020-03-29T09:05:39Z

akt

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 quarts = 1 gallon (gal)<br/>
 ounces (oz) =  1 pound (lb)
 === Blonde Bimbo jokes ===

Matthias Scharwies: /* Kitchen Verbs */

2020-03-27T09:45:30Z

Kitchen Verbs

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	Actually, it's ~~quit~~ simple:<br/>		Actually, it's quite simple:<br/>
	1 tablespoon (tbsp) = 3 teaspoons (tsp)<br/>		1 tablespoon (tbsp) = 3 teaspoons (tsp)<br/>
	1 cup = 16 tablespoons<br/>		1 cup = 16 tablespoons<br/>
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	4 quarts = 1 gallon (gal)<br/>		4 quarts = 1 gallon (gal)<br/>
	16 ounces (oz) = 1 pound (lb)		16 ounces (oz) = 1 pound (lb)

	=== Herbs and spices ===		=== Herbs and spices ===
	'''How do they taste? Put the words in the gaps: '''		'''How do they taste? Put the words in the gaps: '''

Matthias Scharwies: /* Blonde Bimbo jokes */

2020-03-27T08:11:34Z

Blonde Bimbo jokes

Matthias Scharwies: /* Herbs and spices */

2020-03-27T07:56:44Z

Herbs and spices

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 Indians like the meals <em> spicier (spicy)</em> than Germans.
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Matthias Scharwies: /* Herbs and spices */

2020-03-27T05:50:32Z

Herbs and spices

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	Chili is <em>hot</em>.		Chili is <em>hot</em>.

			Tabasco is hot and ''spicy''.

	Sugar is <em>sweet</em>.		Sugar is <em>sweet</em>.

Matthias Scharwies: Herbs and Spices

2020-03-27T05:49:05Z

Herbs and Spices

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 quarts = 1 gallon (gal)<br/>
 ounces (oz) =  1 pound (lb)
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Matthias Scharwies: /* Interactive exercises */

2020-03-26T16:47:52Z

Interactive exercises

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			'''2. Can you follow this recipe? (speak: /re-see-pee/ )'''
			<div class="lueckentext-quiz" lang="en">
			a. <em>cut </em> the chicken into pieces.

			b. <em> wash </em> and <em> peel </em> the potatoes.

			c. <em> put </em> some oil in a pan.

			d. <em> cook </em> the chicken and potatoes for 35 minutes.

			e. <em> add </em> some cream.
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			'''3. Cooking Measurements'''
			<div class="lueckentext-quiz" lang="en">
			England and America are the only countries without the metric system. So recipes are at first a bit difficult to understand:

			a. A <em>pinch</em> of salt

			b. a <em> teaspoon </em> of sugar

			c. a <em> cup </em> of flour (Mehl)

			d. a <em> tablespoon </em> of oil

			e. a <em> quart </em> of strawberries
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			Actually, it's quit simple:<br/>
			1 tablespoon (tbsp) = 3 teaspoons (tsp)<br/>
			1 cup = 16 tablespoons<br/>
			4 cups = 1 quart<br/>
			4 quarts = 1 gallon (gal)<br/>
			16 ounces (oz) = 1 pound (lb)


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Matthias Scharwies am 26. März 2020 um 10:06 Uhr

2020-03-26T10:06:07Z

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	== Kitchen verbs ==		== Kitchen verbs ==

Matthias Scharwies: /* Kitchenware */

2020-03-26T07:52:13Z

Kitchenware

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	<div class="lueckentext-quiz" lang="en">		<div class="lueckentext-quiz" lang="en">
	How does a Blonde Bimbo make a chocolate cake?<br/>		How does a Blonde Bimbo make a chocolate cake?<br>
	First she <em>peels</em> a pound of Smarties.		First she <em>peels</em> a pound of Smarties.

	The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza <em>cut</em> into six pieces or twelve.<br/>		The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza <em>cut</em> into six pieces or twelve.<br>
	"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"		"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

	Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?<br/>		Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?<br>
	From <em>eating</em> with forks.		From <em>eating</em> with forks.

	Why can't blondes make ice cubes?<br/>		Why can't blondes make ice cubes?<br>
	They always <em>forget</em> the recipe.		They always <em>forget</em> the recipe.

	Why don't blondes double recipes?<br/>		Why don't blondes double recipes?<br>
	The oven doesn't <em>go </em> to 700 degrees.		The oven doesn't <em>go </em> to 700 degrees.
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	~~</div>~~		'''more blone jokes:'''

	Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? <br/>		Why don't blondes like making {{wpde\|Kool-Aid\|KOOL-AID}}? <br>
	Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.		Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

	Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?<br/>		Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?<br>
	It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.		It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

	What does a blonde make best for dinner? <br/>		What does a blonde make best for dinner? <br>
	Reservations. <br/>		Reservations. <br>

	Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? <br/>		Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? <br>
	So they know if it is morning or afternoon.		So they know if it is morning or afternoon.

	What did the blonde say when '''he''' opened the box of Cheerios?<br/>		What did the blonde say when '''he''' opened the box of Cheerios?<br>
	"Oh, look! Doughnut seeds!"		"Oh, look! Doughnut seeds!"


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